Meme...

Found on numerous blogs, seemed interesting
1. My uncle once: recognised & named a flower
2. Never in my life: have I nor will I bungee jump
3. When I was five: I hid in the sweet peas
4. High school was: rarely attended
5. I will never forget: 1st trip to the V&A
6. Once I met: Michael Palin...he bumped into me in Covent Garden, very nice he was, too.
7. There’s this girl I know: who's one of the few I have as a friend.
8. Once, at a bar: I didn't drink...
9. By noon, I’m usually: happy or frustrated, commonly both.
10. Last night: I printed, played WOW & read the Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennet.
11. If only I had: An emerald
12. Next time I go to church: I will admire the glass & say hi to the ghosts.
13. What worries me most: mediocrity
14. When I turn my head left I see: unfinished crochet project & baby eating wool
15. When I turn my head right I see: Candles, books & chilli plant that needs watering
16. You know I’m lying when: I'm being understated
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: nothing
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Iago:"How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees? Thou know'st we work by wit, and not by witchcraft; And wit depends on dilatory time."
19. By this time next year: I will have been to Venice....hopefully!
20. A better name for me would be: Keyser Soze
21. I have a hard time understanding: Simplicity
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: maybe work to my true potential
23. You know I like you if: I stay & give you art/books
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the award givers
25. Take my advice, never: go to a Scottish dentist
26. My ideal breakfast is: Coffee & croissants on balcony over looking cypress trees, flowers & the sea sparkling in the distance.
27. A song I love but do not have is: ...umm
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: keep going
29. Why won’t people: take responsibility
30. If you spend a night at my house: you'll eat, drink & be merry & probably end up with a few books to read..
31. I’d stop my wedding for: a drink or any distraction
32. The world could do without: everything & nothing
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: watch soap opera's
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Mum, P & A
35. Paper clips are more useful than: dirty nappies
36. If I do anything well it’s: make a mean Tom Collins
37. And by the way: I'm off for a shower....